Me: "My girls?"
Same man: "Yes! Your little twin girls! Why aren't they with you?"
Me: "... ummmmm I actually don't have any children!"
Man: "Oh, I'm sorry! You look just like another guest who has these beautiful little girls. Sorry about that."
Me: "Oh! How funny. That's no problem!"
Now listen, do I look old enough have twin little girls?
I feel like half the time, people think I look like I am a student who represents the College-not an actual graduate.
Now I am old enough to have twin daughters?
hahahaha!
ps. I am ready to come home now!
Hey, I hate to break it to you sister, but in this day and age, sadly, you could be mistaken for a mother of a 2-, 4-, AND 6-year-old. (And no, that was not an attack on your moral character or purity, but rather on the sad state of affairs in our culture today. So no throwing it back in my face! Ha!)
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